Unless their disability is that they were born without a neck.

Taxi.

Poor pussy. Poor pussy cat.

Internet came from broken home server :(

I don't know why this is so unbelievable. Right now, I'm at work, grocery shopping and visiting my grandma in the hospital.

Tokyo Chorus and I Was Born, But… are good starting points (if you don't mind silents).

His name's Gunner and he's dating my mom. Sometimes he buys us beer.

Destiny… you cannot… destroy… my… DESTINY!!!

That damn delicatessen! That's the last time they screw up one of my orders.

Fun fact: "Dana's Theme" is the most requested wedding song of all time.

The musicless video definitely heightens the creep factor.

Yo man! Let's get outta here…

That's the main reason he did the Back to the Future soundtrack. He was saying "Fuck You" for ripping him off after he declined to write their theme.

You can watch it for free on YouTube.

You can't teal me what to do.

Dr. Who Manchu

He saw it in the window and just couldn't resist it.

He was in Band Aid?

I'm so fried. Everything's curly.

♪ "Co-stan-za" ♫