I was duped into buying that tape on my own volition. Now I blame my parents for everything.

C+C Music Factory.

The comments have been eerily silent tonight. OH MY GOD -

Either I'm on LSD or that's Will Forte on LSD.

You can pick your bandmates…

Candy should look good and then make me sick.

Wish I had GetTV.

"Fatherrrr!"

Orson Welles.

I hope he was reincarnated into a record-scratching puppy DJ. That would be adorable.

I can't disagree. I'm constantly searching for new episodes but I'm reluctant to buy the 150 episode set from that guy on eBay. If you have, and say it's worth it, I will too.

"He had that nameless charm, with a strong magnetism which can only be
called It, and cats – as well as women – always knew when he came into
the room."
- Elinor Glyn

Does anyone remember Slam? One of those assholes went on to be my garbageman.

*pulls out shotgun*
You just keep on driving.

Do you have any tattoos?

Burt Sugarman has really aged well.

Puppet roadies. Why did I pay for this?

"Where's the porta-potty, Bro? Gotta hang a few turtles."

It is very real. It can't be unseen.

This is clearly a scarecrow situation.