I hear there's a Cleaver Beaver reunion!

I'm gonna RIP Ass Dan's head off.

Are you a Fatboy or a Manhole?

I can smell the VD vowdy vootie in the club tonight.

To the Moon, Art Carney!

And yet Bar Rescue isn't about getting my mom into a sober living house.

I cried at the end of Crocodile Dundee in front of a group of weightlifters.

What an un-PC to say.

Burgess Meredith, Penguin outfit and wheelchair = FDR

Kinda like The Jack Benny Program.

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No joke, I've always thought of Fast Times at Ridgemont High as a horror movie.

But I ordered that pizza yesterday.

"You know I don't mind if somebody's funny, but I no like the funny business."

A tribute to Helmet

Masterpiece Theater
*lowers fedora*

Take Off Your Pants and Smell the Jacket

Time out of mind.

Appetite

*Charles Rocket slits grass*