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Hitler's Follies of 1939

I am the most heterosexual man you'll ever meet but I would love to kiss him.

Am I Duff Enuff?

Root Beer, LeVar Burton and a good book. :)

30? Thirty?!

However, there's nothing worse than biting into an apple and feeling the dentures tear out of your mouth.

The rest of his band made a terrible racquet.

Without my VHS copies of Beetlejuice and Ghostbusters, I would be hard-up for masturbation material. Tomorrow my family is getting the Internet installed at our house. I can't wait to see what fun games and information sites the Web has to offer.

EXCLUSIVE FIRST LOOK: #HOBBS #F8 When someone tries to blow you up. Not because of who you are. But for different reasons altogether.

My Irons Jeer.

For the first time this year, I had a few extra dollars, so I decided to order a few Criterion films from Amazon. On Wednesday, tracking said they were available for pickup at my PO. Alas, no notification in my box and - surprise, surprise - the lady said nothing had arrived for me. I know it's back there.

Sometimes I get a compulsion to listen to nothing but old reggae a few times a year. The same goes for 50's country music and film noir. I wonder what my brain is trying to tell me.

Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Dallas Vegas with all that stuff.

*Spike Lee shushes Buster Keaton at a silent movie*

That might be my favorite because it's blaxploitation Bond, but it's only fun if you don't the franchise too seriously to begin with.

They had the perfect chance to use "funeral pyre" and wasted it.

Mane said in a statement earlier today, "I can't wait to get with my peeps, get a little krunk and chill out in my crib. Booya!"

George Lazenby is still trying enter the George Lazenby phase of his career.

Too bad we never got to see Christopher Reeve on Saved By The Stem Cell!