He's got his own table at the Max…
…imum Security.

Now I know why Chinese finger traps always make me squeamish.

That was Aunt Becky's signal to go scissor it out with Kimmy Gibbler in the attic.

Reminds me of those later episodes of The Waltons when, in 1941, everybody had sideburns and wore bell-bottoms.

I told you, mom, this is MY part of the internet!

*smashes bottle over head*
Mazel tov!

Ere Long Done Do Does Did.

Restoration Van on Fire

♪ They were there at the bar, they heard his guitar… ♫

Maybe it happened from sitting on the space toilet seat.

For reasons unknown, I find it's pan flute theme music to be incredibly soothing.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

You're not getting rid of Cameron Esposito that easily, A.V. Club!

That chimp's alright. High-five!

"Power is not a means, it is an end. One does not establish
a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes
the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship."

The Front Page was really just a 101 minute set-up to the punchline, "That son of a bitch stole my watch!"

It's too early in the day for a hat montage. I'll be back at noon.

Just to be clear, we're not talking about Texas Instruments, are we?

Ja Rule's last three tweets:
Ja Rule @Ruleyork - 4h
Follow me I mean like me on Facebook lol…
Ja Rule @Ruleyork - 3h
Like me on Facebook!!!
Ja Rule @Ruleyork - 10h
Yes yes yes!!! Lol

The Fast and the Furriest: A Story of Cuddly Animals Observing Yom Kippur

He worked for Tricon so maybe KFC? I'm guessing any former employee (ca. 2000) would remember if it was.