Here it comes…

Should the Stone Temple Pilots one really count? I mean, they don't actually have a third singer yet. There's a chance they could call it all off, or die in an accident before the auditions begin. If anything, the third (or second) frontman should be the guy from Talk Show.

Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba! Buttchin!

In a biopic of yesteryear, Jerry Orbach would've made a fine DiMaggio.

Had a beard, wore jeans… I think Bob Seger was my principal.

Nobody ever reddit for the articles.

I know one. He's my 37 year old boss, Akio, and he's a real miserable asshole.

Dude, think outside the Bun.

One can sing and one gargles oven cleaner. Maybe Bill Murray could play both.

I lift-carried a watermelon.

Tweet-BOING!

Happy Birthday!

"Does the powder match the wig?"

Don't you know that it's different for Girls?

Awesome Show, Great Job, Internet!

Kentucky Fried Tastes Like Chicken

Future "known for":

*boards train*

The Angry Falcon and the Snowman

Troy McClure and porn. It was bound to happen.