*pulls up pants*

Got my video camera set up!

Man, another Cliffhanger?!

My brain just exploded.

Bleach that asshole from the record.

Oh, kneel down and bow to Tatum!

Vive la glance!

Yeah, we all shit. Then the usher told us to leave and then slid in his own shit. We got up but slipped in piss. We proceeded to piss and shit on each other in the lobby.

I remember when Movie came out.

*lifts up trousers and carefully steps out of the theater*

They should be blacklisted into some kind of era!

"Hello, ironic twist!"

I doubt if he can even pea.

A friend of mine…he and her, got it on!

The A.V. Club

A person should not appear on their own tribute album.

"Did you happen to see a big, tall, black, blonde chick here?"

White Guy Happy Endings

Mine's wet.

Oliver!