*ding*

Like a dog.

Shandle Me With Care

♫ We don't smoke marijuana in Dakota… ♬

You shouldn't be ashamed to have dentures but don't flaunt it.

Is that a compliment?

*meow*

Olga, Queen of the Cossacks

"Saw off his tweeter."

"Keys. Let me unlock. The keys."

Shut your beak.

So… are we gonna fuck around or not?

Mr. Sugar-Tits Goes to Washington

And yet my underage cousin remains in Tennessee.

Let It Bleed (air)

Peter, Paul & Gary.

Oatmeal cookies and mushrooms.
I feel love.

I'm the Steinbrenner of your darkness.

Bruno & Boots.
Gay Bar.
Open For Business.

Tyrannosaurus-Sex is overdue… And I owe you 25¢? Hey…