Y'all hear what Mama said?

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

Nice mug shot.

That's enough of that stuff.

Those Fuckers.

Snuff. And stuff relating to snuff. Snuff stuff.

"It lands in my yard, I keep it. Good luck calling the Cops."
- My neighbor

me too.

*sigh* Judith Jones…

*rubs tartar sauce over gums*

1-2-12-10-78…
Ah, fuck it. Here's some Swedish Rhapsody…

Harvest Crunch.

C'mon Jackson Five, don't let me down now!

I eat glass.

The French Cosby. I'm only kidding, he's alright.
The End?

"If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say."

Puppies, by association, make me hate Jimmy Fallon. Jimmy Fallon, by association, made me hate puppy dogs. Jimmy Fallon.

Wha?

Can your Stride Mother throw in a ride, too?

*meow*