Charming. Sign right here.

At least bring the back the moustache if you're gonna wear the hat. It's the Cowboy Way!

Is that Greg Giraldo?

"Pardon me. Can help you help me find the street where people instinctively travel and the path of rhythm?"

A weasel face. I could finally get some good tail.

Her face is your case.

Women don't like to be called good looking wool.

Let's try… BRAD!

'Cause I'm meaner, I'm leaner
I ain't no in-betweener.
With a reefer, I'm a dreamer
Good God, I'm Michael Seaver!

I'm gonna let this one Slide.

I caught a movie on TV onetime called Hank Williams: The Show He Never Gave. It was basically an impersonator playing a show on the next stop of his final tour, had he not died the night before. Not much of a plot, but well it certainly had the spirit that this film seems to lack.

I think HulkHoganBrother is off today.

Great job, internet!

Maybe she'll respond more positively if you squint your eyes and bite your lip after saying it.

It has hallmarks of both genres.

Earl Hamner Jr., the creator and narrator of The Waltons, died yesterday at 92. I'm not ashamed to admit that I've always had a soft spot for that goddamn show (at least the early years).

It wasn't a slow news day, then this happened.

Brother, can you spare a dime?

That's the current one. He's always mysteriously absent for the articles about him, though.

I hope it's like that scene from The Rutles when their corporation goes out of business.