He's seen enough to make any person ask, "Why, how, what if?" Maybe he should quit the interviews for awhile, but I can't judge his reasoning or rationality as he comes to terms.

*Alexander Graham Bell waits by the telephone*

What a bunch of mockblockers.

Pairesta, meet Nurse Diesel.

Brought to you by the letter E. 1999 Eternal.

But John Ratzenberger perfected it.

"Better put mo' Goo in the pan, guy."

Yeah… What's their angle?

I can take about an hour of the tower of power…

"I love you both, but I want to live with David Cronenberg ."

Then get those 10 people to pay the $150 for their own box, and they each invite 10 people for 5 bucks, with $1 of each ticket going back to you…

Shhhh.

Oh well. At least I'll always have Feds.

Rebecca DeMornay? I'm down.

♫ He's only just begun… ♫

But only to locate Doctor Fink for a second opinion.

They'll still manage to suck without him.

Well, it is the Rock or Bust tour.

And the Natives only got $24 for it.

*a single tear falls down Adam Sandler's cheek*