Rigor Mortdecai

Charlie and the Great Ass Elevator

Girls on Omegle? Now I've seen everything.

Remember folks, pantsuits fly at half-staff tomorrow.

This has always been an essential part of my ultimate sleepover experience.

Remember, you accidentally walked into a Spoiler Space.

Mr. Meeseeks, how much money should I spend on a first date?

He's like the wind.

You watch your phraseology!

Sit, Tripod, sit!

Didn't she start out as Gidget? It's all coming full circle.

It ends the same way my dreams do before I wake in a cold sweat.

Tuna, beans and lots of cooking oil. These girls have disgusting eating habits.

“Less of a rule-follower and more of a rule-breaker," eh?
How'd they know I like my comedy BADASS?

Gil Hill, who played Axel Foley's boss, has just died. It's a dark day for straight-faced 80s comedy police captains.

I didn't see it there, but I could've sworn Tool's Ænima had that too.

You're right! He did that on Midnite Vultures, too, but it was nothing like how Sea Change sounded (which is good).

That reminded me of a throwaway on the Spacehog debut about someone named Terry who wanted to be a millionaire. There was a while in the mid-nineties when you'd feel left down if their wasn't a hidden track. I vaguely recall another group of assholes who left 30 minutes of silence at the end, only to have the disc…

Cherish the Eunices and Madges of the world.
For one day names like Raniah, Cassius, Maseon, Milee, Coulter, Ryerson, McKellar, Gibson, Bronwyn, Parker, Kaitland, Kennedy, Nevonte, Mikayla, Nico, Keighleigh, MacCarleigh, Ashton, Ainslie, Rhys, Tetley, Luca, Jaxon, Broderick, Lachlan, Landen, Landon and Leland will,…

"Hello? I brought the wine coolers and concealer you wanted."