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He's gonna get wasted in 2024.

Tonight, I'll be in Malawi, building cots for boys.

Drink Drink Drink!!

How bout some love for the Big Ethels of the world?

A Cynthia Dale? (Canadians know)

Give me a minute to double-digest the news.

Glovers in a Dangerous Time

And if the people stare
then, the people stare

Happy 2/27, Everybody!

I always wondered if his hand shook due to nerves or if it was in the same style as, say, Mick Jagger, in a way to emulate old blues musicians.

"No Koca-Nola or Bepsi. How bout some Fibb?"

Meth Matters.

Dave "Cum-filled" Cruller.

- Jerry Mathers

"Who wants to die for art?!"

Homeland

"I saw, I came."

Peeping through the wrong end of a telescope.

"Can't it be two things?"

You're gonna die young.