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Teen Dad
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You're gonna die young.

He'll be back.
No?
Okay.

- bat-signal -

*applies kerchief, sets tea cups*
Just a minute!

I'll click your hole!
*giant moonface rises and winks*

"Hey, man, we just did the Ed Sullivan Jr. Show."

It's a prequel to Surgeon Simulator. Hmm.

All I got was Boggle.

She came from a Berry Broken Home.

*throws off helmet*
Whoo!

We already bread. So what's left?

Tusk!

"No-hair Man, please listen…"

I know. Think of all the non-famous people's hair that money could have bought.

What do you expect when your name rhymes with a part of the female anatomy?

Hirsch.

dy-no… ah, forget it.

Beat it.

Uh-oh!

Just an evening?!?