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Forgive me Delilah, I just couldn't take any more.
*shoots radio*

That's all I wanted to know. Thank You.

I have a cousin who calls french fries "chips", but he pronounces them as chypes, the way Dr. Frank N. Furter would. I really can't stand him for that one reason.
Also, why are they always wrapped in old newspapers? Doesn't the ink seep into the food?

They were paying tribute, and I'm sure Bowie would've been flattered. So what's the problem with this?

Bill Murray could reverse the charge, though.

I LOVE THIS TOWN!!!

I felt let down the first time I heard that song in its entirety.

You get an award, and you get a award, and you…
*gets into truck and speeds off*

I can't wait until the trailer is added.

10 cents. Spin again, Travis.

The cow jumped over the Mooney.

And Ronnie Corbett is only 11 cm high.

Now Tayne I can get into.

God, I could see this. And the Maureen Stapleton role would be played by an overly flamboyant Nathan Lane.

Are they ska? I thought they were emo-core or some shit.

I instinctively follow my internal compass whenever I beat up prostitutes and kill police officers.

Glenn Howerton should be Riggs. He's proven himself.

"Tortuga, Tortuga, Tortuga!"
*slams on railing and storms off*

*types Aerosmith - Sweet Emotion*
So do I get my own Great Job, Internet! now?

Casserole Rules Everything Around Molly