Is that Prince?

Let's Just Dance

Almost made a Tracy Morgan/bone-crunching trailer joke but tastefulness prevailed.

*Lady Marmalade waits for phone to ring*

She can do Little Drummer Boy, sans make-up, with Tony Bennett.

I was in 8th grade and the teacher actually wheeled in the TV and stopped class so we could all watch the verdict. Another riot in LA may have erupted if he was found guilty. That may have (unofficially) been part of the deciding verdict. History seems to have forgotten that.

Looks like they've had too many PJ Harvey Wallbangers.

Whitechocolatespaceegghead

The survival kit is body lotion and kleenex. That sounds about right.

Be it early mornin', late afternoon
At midnite, oh, it's never too soon…

No, but can find all the scat you need online for free!

Ever try to read a comic book with Jazz Hands?

Might as well begin my Cocktivity time early today.

We could lock them all in the Rec Center for an all-nighter!

Does it play Dixie while it rewinds?

Incredibly racist, but on a technical and cinematic level, it is a masterpiece. You shouldn't be ashamed to own it if you're interested in film history. It can even be enjoyed ironically. Just keep the curtains closed.

*pours a 40 of Colt 45 on the curb*

I'm very impressed.

Is the Halloween theme considered a song? A concert of continuous sound loops would only work with the right level of Extasy, which would not be a great moment to have Michael Myers show up.

America will take all the Hanks it can get.