If you gotta walk more than 12 steps from your car, you might as well hit the drive-through.

I've been looking for an excuse to yell "FIRE!" in a crowded theater.

You wouldn't steal a pine cone…

Short & long, long answer: No.

I'm Jimmy Carter and I approve this message.

I heard that African cannibals will not eat Americans because they are too salty/sugary.

*Chubby Checker anxiously waits on his roof*

Out on the road today, I saw a Wilburys sticker on a Cadillac…

What did her daddy do? What did he put you through?

She sure Whacked that out of the park.

She sure Whacked that out of the park.

One of the last great New Wave directors. Hang in there Jean-Luc & Agnes.

Must. Kill. Tommy. Smothers.

Zoinks, brah.

"I ain't goin' out like that… where's my cardigan?"

She looks amazing at 64 years old.

And the theme song will naturally be Low Rider.

How'd they find my 11th grade yearbook photo?

Kung Fu Fighting was the biggest hit single of 1974.

Police had got the choke hold, then she just lost the beat.