"Whoa, fellas, I'm not that Desperado."

Just stand right there. And…

Can't we drop the whole 'drop' thing? It's like I'm watching Total Request Live.

Jump, Jive an' Heil!

Remember those 'Rap is Crap' necklaces you could buy from the back pages of Hit Parader? Some farmer at my school sent away for one and proudly wore it over his plaid shirt and overalls. I had to burn down his home. Good times.

I'd love to go to a Mormon swingers party. The ratio would be killer.

"That's right, I did the Iggy."

"They're Grrrrroping Me!"

"Ooze" is the Turtles word for "Jizz".

You can't do that in cyberspace.

Crack that Miracle Whip!

It all went downhill after the Little Rascals ended.

You'll be Sorry.

*opens coke*
Catch the WAVE

D-d-d-d-don't. Do it!

F. Murray Abraham might be somewhere in the top 10.

State Pen Fair

Oh Mother, I can feel this joke going over my heaaad!

"Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others"

I Came. I saw. I walked out.