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Driving through falling snow has always reminded me of the opening crawl.

The Park
Saturday, July 4th
12:16 AM
*dun dun*

Two Broke Australian Musicians

Freddy gets fingered.

Conceited much?

♪ Because the night belongs to us. ♪

"Get to the workin' overtime part!"
"But that's not even-"
"Playyy it!"

I listen to it every hour.

Apparently Hasbro is a union company.

"What we've got here is failure to communicate."

*drum break*

The Idiot

Rock 'n' Roll Nagger?

"Those aren't buoys."

GOT TO DO WITH WHERE CHOO-CHOO GO.

I WANNA HULK YOUR HAND.

It's alright, it's alright, it's alright.

I don't know.

Does anyone else think Judge Milian looks A LOT like Judge Alex in drag?

He'll make a great Robbie the Robot.