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It also has the best version of "Heroes" I've ever heard.

I'm all a-Twitter. #JacobTremblay #OrvilleIV #LastManFox #Room #TheAVClub

Next time use bullets & we'll all be safe.

If I could Turn Back Time, and not watched this. Let's go, folks…

…One for Mother, one for Father, and one for Auntie Meme.

…and the Hot Dog Flavored Water.

U Talkin' U2 To Me?

I think I just got a clue.

That, or the "Lineup for Refund" notice.

Yeah? Well, I faxed your mother last night.

Gotye, we hardly knew ye.

You can still try for that Straight Outta Concord, Ontario prize.

If I knew this was the future of entertainment I would have paid attention to every school talent show i was forced to attend.
No, I wouldn't. I still would have gained nothing.

*curling concrete blocks in rain to jazzy electric piano solo*

The Holy Trinity of Delirium : Eddie Murphy, Prince and J.C.

Internet… we need to talk.

I get Delirious.

…or Ancient.
*stands by the JAMs*

Why go?

I guess the DJ booth was over there behind the bone saw?