The Timbertoes: Tommy sports wood.

Is it conventional for a network to sponsor a category in which their show is nominated?

Don't Bogart that clove cigarette, my friend.

Speekers, Babys n' Chickin 4 Sale

He's pretty, not witty, nor gay.

Hall of Famer Whitey Ford now on the field pleading with the crowd for… for some kind of sanity.

I just realized Carol Channing is still alive.

Hi, 1-800-COLLECT?…

Luke, I am your daughter.

Wah-Wahhhhhh…

"Let's pantsuit into spin-cycle and we'll hang 'em out to dry, boys!"

"I asked you before the game if you knew the rules and you said you did. Judges?"

*takes out gaydar*

You must be this high to conquer ruler.

*throws organizer out window*

Pantrydust, Life on Jars
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I knew it.

What babe?

Yeah…
*brain matter splatters over glasses*

"Have Herman's Hermits killed."