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That would be funny. He'd be getting up every three minute going, "Gahh!".

*"from the collection of the Legends of Shirley Temple, Sir."*
"Wrap it up!"

Oh, yeah.

*jacks open sunroof*

12 1/2 Angry Men

Gould as Gold.
*winks at camera*

Nice going, Starman!

Savage Love: Peele Slowly and See

A Very Davy Jones Thanksgiving will return…

So… what else is News?

Bring Mo' Money.

"Goodnight, Reno, there will be no encore!"

That's the only version I've ever heard.
*looks at hand while it disappears*

The Flavor of Green Tea Over Rice left me suspicious and aroused.

"You Diiick!"

Lucky there's a Family Guy…

"I didn't get rich by writing a lot of checks!"

"Script that Chuck out the window!"

"We sure as fuck ain't here, man."

"Gumby! It's your agent, dammit!"