With a name like Glenn, you're born a bitch.

"Gotta love it!"
*audience jumps in ovational mid-air freeze*

I don't even use a porta-potty.

Looks a little like Jude Alex with a wig, though…. You think?

These comments are for the Byrds.

"I'm already up!"

You need to get out and Mackle more.

This really kicks me in the…

At least they didn't have him go on first. This way the true fans probably got to get a little closer (no pun intended).

I've noticed families who own Golden Retrievers will often buy one that look the exact same after the preceding one dies. To make things creepier, they'll be given the same name, too.

Koi crap is the new caviar.

There's always Chuck E. Cheese's.

On tour now. Just before the Arcade Fire.

*spits battery acid in eyes*

Human Skeleton, Empty Popcorn Container Found in Apartment.

Started from the bottom.

Somebody take Baby out of the corner!

*racks 'em up*

He's dead.

Touchdown.