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Teen Dad
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Look at all dem white kids. What you gonna do now, white kids?

Rated Retarded.

Time out of mind.

*Cherry Poppin' Daddies warm hands over compliment*

Superjohn

Whatever it takes… I know I won't make it through.

You gotta get with my friends…

The Master is having his nap, Sir!

Escape.

Oh, I like their jingle.

Solitaire. Still playing solitaire.

-Chris Isaak

Don't worry, Kermit. Your misery has ended.

Wanna roll the dice?

Pope Francis?

Have some Apple juice.

I like it where he does a little "(Marie's the Name) His Latest Flame" on Rank. It all works.

That time I saw a picture of a guy go to a McDonalds drive-thru.

Time, my friend. Time.

"Don't forget to tip your waitresses."