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How crass.

*flushes toilet*

The Bay City Holy Rollers

We'll regroup at the Angus Steakhouse.

*throws against wall*
"Now it's garbage!"

That's not a knife…

Sock it to Me?

Al Jolson falls to Earth.

How.

Well… we're waiting.

Episode 3408: Big Bird has HIV.

*Reads The Raven by firelight*

Inventory: Revisiting all 27 of Wang's nightmares.

*sips Pepsi & avoids eye contact*

Freddy Got Fingered.

"No, no, no! This is all wrong!"
*switches Geres*

I like salmon.
*adjusts lampshade*

*buries Power Glove in backyard*

Thrice. Three shillings and one bob, mate.

*Ghrohls & howls at moon.*