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Teen Dad
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*shines flashlight on crotch*
"You see? You see, now?!!"
~Fin~

We lost the war. We really did lose the war.

Friends
I'll never, ever be there for you.

How'd they get my 2nd grade class picture?

*tweets Michael Jordan's blah-blah-blah…*

Ride Along 2: Electric Boogaloo

Directed by John Waters.

Have you tried Quarry?

1-800-GOLFTIPS

I remember this being discussed to great detail in one of yesterday's threads.

I heard the news today, oh boy!

*squints eyes*
Uncle Leo?

Milk/toast.

Everything's so Blurry.

Bad and unfair opinion from Fred Savage.
*cue internal monologue*

What about the twinkie?

"I love this town!"

Does that include the horse?

Teachers are doing it for themselves…
*hands separate checks*

Khan!!!