My fellow Americans… This is Jeopardy!

It ain't to hard for me to Jam, Jam!

Not yet, Holmes.

AV Club
Line starts here, Gentlemen.

Story of my life.

*grabs lollipop and kicks shin*

And Frank is married to Perl-Man.
They're adorable, though.

Pick two…
Doink!

Hey, it's raining Mars Bars!

something something something, Brother!

Almost.
*slices eye*

2016 calls: "Wake up, Brah!"

I had He-Man.
*eats paint chips*

Cool.
*shoots PVR*

"You could've watched six hours of Lucy."

Does Murphy Brown still hold up as a political satire today? I'd like to know from anyone who watches or remembers.

*Wears drag and lipsyncs Where in the World is Cameron Esposito.*

I'm still here.

*Buys lottery ticket*

Deep Dish Pants, for Free!