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Teen Dad
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Pajamas. Other people's dry and folded pajamas.

How did they find my grade 11 picture? Now, Don…

I knew I'd seen my Doctor's office before!

"Did somebody order a pizza, extra sausage?"
*screen goes black*

*types "Bowie rape" into Google*
*vanishes*

"What a Cat-astrophe, I forgot my diaphragm. Raaaaa!"

I don't Seeso well.
*puts on Coke-bottle glasses*

No, no' really.
*bites bottom lip*

Where do the butterflies sleep?

They can't say she never tried…

I'd really like to meet her.

*wanders into 1985 JCPenny*

*spins bowtie*

Valley low.

Okay, Aunt Margaret, you're sitting at the kids table.

Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?

You touched me.
You're all witnesses.

*phones Pras… hangs up*

With extra open doors & weekly, I expect a window.

Hey, Kiss Him Goodbye.