To buy a computer.

We're gonna live forever!

Beautifully put.

I didn't realize you wrote such awful poetry.

All the President's Semen

Taylor Swift.

*morphs into Rottweiler*

This trailer is available for Francophone audiences.

"Eddie, this is your cousin Marvin Van Halen…"

And Potsie for VP
*sighs*

And Hanks for nothin'.

Well, she's no Hall-of-famer…

Can't it be both?

*Eats hot dog. Scratches ass*

"Hi, neighbor."

Someone told me. It's all happening at the zoo.

You bet Sanders can lick him!

Mission Accomplished.

I've been wanting to fist Paul Ryan for years.

Wrassle these tassels, Gentlemen.
*slips in shower*