♫ In all my dreams
Your fair face beams
You're the idol
of my heart
Sweet Adeline
My Adeline ♫

*Loosens belt*

"Remember when Richard Dix came in here and tried to take over this town?"

Partriot Games
Tries to learn checkers.

*Stuffs Confederate bill in pocket*
Now, people…

My name is Tanya.

The swing gate state.

I got the right to pump with bear arms.

"There's no reason we can't dance, dance, dance the night away!"
Let's dance.

*Mr. Burns hugs the Rolling Stones*

Christ.

God will make me lose my mind.

I see you've played Knifey Spoony before.

Older than my BROTHER'S DAUGHTER!

*Bush leaps out of porch swing*

You're Right!
*Tightens belt*

*Takes out Magnifying glass*
Sign this, Washington!

Ozu is God (sorry, Lemmy).

Lettuce rejoice.

I think Reuben Kincaid invented the Partridge sandwich.