I picture a large, sassy, middle-aged woman with a kerchief and Jamaican accent who dispenses good advice over tea. She may also own a boarding house.

I bet they really dragged out that Unchained Melody scene.

GET OUTTA MY CAB!

"Major Nougat, Gooey & Cocoa - put down those entertaining Mattel products."

They didn't make it… for you!

She has a certain naive charm… but no muscle!

"…It's personal business! It's my personal, private business!"

Thank you for me losing 2 minutes of my day.

I'm Fett up with this world.
*opens airplane door*

As in "The Sheriff is…"

"How do you balance work and family?"

But Who's on fucking first!

You really tore the roof off that idea.

Someone needs to Kickstart his Cart.

Can I get a Big Salad?

Helloooooo! La la la!

Maybe place him in the bushes behind that creepy Lucy statue to deter local ne'er-do-wells.

Mannequin 2: Prosthetic Boogaloo

-Ted Nugent

That reminds me: make appointment at Supercuts.