Andrei Rublev is great if you've ever wondered how bells are made.

Accidentally stole your joke. A thousand pardons.

Just wait until the final episode, when Tony finally has to de

Howe Wong you are.

I'm dead… dead tired of searching for a battery with Hi-Density Core™ Technology for unbeatable long-lasting power.

Zsa Zsa has been the top pick in my own little celebrity death pool for the past 9 years. I'm now convinced that the only reason she continues to live is because of God's disdain for me as a human being.

And some people prefer to steer clear of that hornet's nest altogether!

Nat and the Holograms. There's a movie I'd pay to see.

*hangs head in shame*

That might be the least annoying thing about those commercials. I'd like to push that old guy down a flight of stairs. But, yeah, those ads have ruined the song for me :(

R.I.P. Assface Dan

Tonight, for whatever reason, I invited my dad over and we watched that old movie Sunset Boulevard. It was a quiet, almost perfect way to end 2015.

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Shit.

"…She's getting ready to do some thing very special here. Yes! She's doing the lindy-hop!"

You can fun-suck a juice box with a crazy straw. That can be fun.

Kinda like Mark E. Smith with a dash of Alex P. Keaton. I'm being too nice, really.

Maybe your Magnabox TV is the problem.

He's gonna find out why they call him Mushmouth.

Maybe he'll go to the Ichabod Pen.

A little New Coke should wash it down.