Five years from now. With a TV dinner.

Hey, haven't we all "bought a ticket to the world" at some point?

…buy both and feel deceived.

I'd like to hear this in stereo with Mr. Mackey's version.

Bollocks!

Any Hawaiian shirts hiding in your closet?

And uh… no strings attached ;)

Willard Fillmore Urine Samples

"Yes wee can!"

As a kid, I used to scratch the hell out of the 3D cover of my dad's LP because I loved the 'zip-zip-zip' sound on the texture. How was I supposed to know eBay would one day exist?

I try, but I keep Fallon off the wagon.

A horrible accident involving a bus and then an album named Purple. These guys are like Stone Temple Pilots in reverse.

What about the Box Orifice?

He's a Whore.

My town has Jimmy Buffet festival every year despite the fact that he was not born here, nor has ever made a public appearance or any acknowledgment of gratitude. I never understood why other than he we a have a giant town dock and a bar which never does any business otherwise. As the town gets more drunk, the…

He's too busy gurgling oven cleaner.

How about "Billy and the Cloneasaurus"?

And not much of a swimmer…

But she did look a little like a military man.

Still waiting on their new Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs movie.