An updated version where he's grown up, "Ghost Dad".

A prequel - Pre.T.

Rosie O'donnell as Betty Rubble confused and ultimately ruined my young, impressionable labido for an entire summer.

That's what I thought. All those free downloads shouldn't count.

Dangerous = Bad

Magic Johnson?

Ahhh! Le mot juste!

Those Misfit Critics!

No, but Wonderwoman can flash Superman.

I hope it's more of that Douglas Sirk inspired style (like Far from Heaven).

They tried once but it just wouldn't stick . Haw-haw.

Or Ty Cobb in the back of a public bus during a senior's day trip to the mall.

Endorsed and applied exclusively by Maggie Smith.

This will only make North Korea try harder out of compassion.

"One of these days, Laura, I'm gonna punch you in the face!"

Sometimes the projectionist will let me sit on his lap.

…landing atop ladies hats causing men riding the over-packed trolleys to sneeze uncontrollably for days.

Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's reading, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.

I can see it coming on the air (CBS) tonight …hold on (Feb 15)

Tell him about the Twinkie…