lemme guess, you were born sometime after 1992

honestly it’s Halo CE or GTFO

thank you for posting this... it’s a great point and reality.

no thinking person could hate the Warthog, Tom. Now if you begin to feel an intense and crushing feeling of religious terror at the concept, don’t be alarmed. That indicates only that you are still sane.

This has got to be one of the worst takes on any subject I’ve ever read on Jalopnik or it’s affiliates. To trash such an iconic piece of video game history is baffling. The Warthog was engineered in the game to drive that way, their ability to control the driving Dynamics of the vehicle were capable of just about…

im gonna guess you’ve never taken morphine...

you must be from Omaha

so using conventional vs synthetic relies completely on the sophistication of your engine, and there is no mention as to how to determine if it’s necessary beyond guinea pigging your car... I’m giving 0% chance to a single manufacturer recommending a conventional oil or saying you don’t need synthetic. Some…

giant wave of fantastically erroneous customer service complaints to Fork Knife incoming in 3... 2...

pretty provocative headline... and in reality it might be true, until it isn’t. While less frequent, a psycho is a psycho... even when female (see: Nasim Aghdam of recent Youtube shooting fame). Who knows how much affection Nasim was receiving in the bedroom... but she was certainly frustrated by the perceived…

i see you’ve played knifey spooney before

The Neapolitans want to remind you... #1, nope... and #2, dont diss where you came from.

i own 4 certified Neapolitan pizza restaurants, our pizza is amazing...

the post about taking your foot off the brake is not a superstition... while it may save some brake wear, the real benefit to doing this is that your suspension is better prepared to absorb the impact... making it more comfortable and better on your car in general. When the brakes are on or you are accelerating, you…

with all due respect to the Diamond player, you may be right that that’s the solution for an individual, but it’s not realistic for the bulk of competitive players. over 50% of players are gold or below and it will always be that way.

what the game really needs is to properly punish players who are unwilling to switch characters for the good of the team. I played several games in competitive yesterday where we CLEARLY need a tank or a support and someone picks Torb on attack, etc... when you are doing the right thing and playing a tank or support,…

we took this trip to Garden Grove, smelled like Puskas inside the van. Oh yeaaah