That was embarrassing to watch. Mike Ditka is a garbage human being.

Mike Ditka followed this by explaining that his own father subjected him to abuse, and that the former Bears coach “thanks God every day that he did.”

I cannot accept that these training camp drills didn’t yield better returns.

Time spent searching for ideological consistency (or consistency, period) in/around/remotely close to the NFL would’ve been better spent financial planning for your Powerball winnings.

Deion also said once that he drove his car off of a 40-foot cliff going 65mph and that both him and his car came away unscathed.

Take ‘em to school, Deion.

And then promptly voted out the Supreme Court justices who so ruled. So, no, Iowa doesn’t get any points, you lose, thanks for playing.

Breakfast, lunch, dinner, and yup. That girl was fed something four times yesterday.

Just like the Cubs.

Don’t worry little one, you and everyone you know will always have the Cardinals to be insufferable about.

Sure she’s roasting the Rams, but there’s mutton she can do about it now.

I presume her name is Georgia.

Manziel ate dinner, gambled, and partied wearing a blonde wig, mustache, glasses, and hoodie, going by the name “Billy.”

Dave Campo. Been there, done that.

Tomsula was dabbing in October? God, I hope Cam Newton reads this.

Dismissing a redshirt senior from the team? Wow, that’s real action!

Here’s the deal: Kelly was every bit the control freak that guys like Schiano or Saban were. He just masked it better.

Just because Riley cooper is white doesn’t mean he's a slot receiver...racist

But enough about the NFL’s relationship with its fans...

It’s like if you treat people as pieces in a machine rather than as human beings, they’ll resent you for it.