Funny, when I first read that a pair of boobs gets you free pizza I just figured Papa John's had signed Eli Manning to an endorsement deal.

Agreed. Google Analytics is super important to me in my work, but I'm realistic about the fact that nothing in this world is a given and despite its popularity and usefulness to Google, who knows what tomorrow will bring?

A representative for Candlestick denied that the victim's name was Jack, and that he jumped.

Sorry, that's some of the biggest BS I've ever read. You are STILL butthurt about Google Reader? Get over it, Feedly is already better than Google Reader ever was.

You know who else wants to know? Cubans.

Would you pass up nearly four percent of your salary for a superstition?

Or he might have concealed his plates for the run.

Or just used a license plate cover that makes it illegible to cameras (like all of the cars with the Fraternal Order of Police placards in Philly do).

I think that as they look through these feeds "as a family", she should be more worried about her husband's boners than her sons' boners. Just saying.

Fun (and totally damning) fact: The default speed limit in NYC is 30 miles per hour!

I want an open kitchen so it would be easier to throw things at people who come to my house with the expectation of being entertained. By me. Or some combination of me and them.

"Hardwoods" is annoying as fuck.

"Still not the best long-distance trick shot, though."

Baby Got BAC

I'm not here to think. You stop that right now!

Hell, just bringing attention to the brand through all the stories about this fine is worth more than 10 grand.

I was just going to say that....there's a long way between the Pope and Uganda.

The lines between Russian Orthodoxy and the Russian state/Putin are more blurred than whatever Robin Thicke is yammering about. Their beliefs are the law.