Brad's real question was: Is there any way for me to be an asshole without looking like an asshole?

Sorry writer, but I think you way, way missed the boat on this. Yes, it was a joke, but I said the "Sexbag" column. I was making fun of the guy for being terrible at sex, certainly not his poor wife who has to suffer his "superior palate".

A place where you can watch all the Eagles games and share comments with like-minded people. What's not to like?

Would this really cut into local market broadcasts though? I'd shell out the a boatload of dough to watch games in other markets on my laptop/tablet while keeping my local broadcast on my actual TV. I imagine this is how most people would use it should it move to YouTube.

Definitely - you were more thorough but in line with how I was thinking. Forgiveness can be complicated, is rarely immediate and best complemented by honesty.

I remember actually reading a comment somewhere about how whenever this couple would get into an argument, they would get naked. Because it's impossible to get overly angry and irrational when you're naked because it's just so silly.

Man, I bet truck guy wishes he had a vine.

Friends of the victim also said he was just a good ol' boy never meanin' no harm.

You seem dumb.

I get what you're saying but fuck man. Even at 15 I understood that killing people was wrong and on those days I was particularly bored I was more than happy to abuse myself with internet porn rather than grab a gun and shoot someone.

I don't know dude, that's quite a large assumption that you just made there that I can't just accept at face value.

I mean, I don't doubt the existence of a higher power or anything, I just find it hard to believe that he/she would be on A-Rod's side.

Alright - We'll call it a draw!

There is not nearly enough Beer in here.

Just yesterday Lavy was telling someone how he considers Giroux the best golfer in the world

As a Pittsburgh native, until they can't mathematically get a loosing season, I refuse to get my hopes up. 20 years of disappointment will do that to you.

She's with David Carradine now.

I got you homie:
What's the hardest part about playing kickball? Having to put down your IPA when it's time to play defense.

What the fuck? Gay baiting? I had hopes you had a funny punchline. And what fuckstick actually recommended this?

"No you're just uninformed. His teammates have been calling him Silverback for a significant portion of his career—it's his nick name"

No, it's not. But calling him a "big dumb porch monkey" sure as fuck is.