Unless you're running a goddam marathon there's no excuse for having to poop on a run. Plan your run better, asshole.
Yinzers Are People Too
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Truth. I once got lambasted by a bunch of yinzers in a linguistics class for saying a heavy Pittsburgh accent makes people sound unintelligent. As a life-long resident of the city I really shouldn't have been surprised when I was almost dragged out of the nationality room we were in and thrown from the top of the…
Fucking cargo jorts? Goddam man. Goddam.
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If you want to keep the neighborhood play for safety paint a ring around second base with a diameter a few inches larger than the diagonal of the square and allow a defender with his foot in that area to be considered tagging the base for the purposes of the double play.
I think I would've been initially upset and then quickly gotten over it if my wife didn't want to take my name. She didn't like her last name (it's a very common surname) so it was never even a discussion—she looked forward to changing her name—but if it was I think I would've initially been upset that she didn't want…
I really don't get this reaction at all, and it's a common one. Someone outwardly and loudly protests homosexuality so they must secretly want to have gay sex? I know that's the case at times but I think it gives these people too much credit most of the time. They're not fighting internal urges their peer group tells…
Teach our daughters to be safe, yes, but for fuck's sake let's start with teaching our sons not to be goddam rapists.
*It's a shame scumbag guys continue to victimize young girls like this.
Not sure if serious, but Buzzfeed's tech section FWD has really good writers that write really good articles.
In what way?
At least one of them signed their e-mail "The Nation" and that says it all right there.
The first time I ever knowingly ate a shallot was in a roasted beef tenderloin recipe that involved roasted shallots, tenderloin, bacon, and a bunch of other stuff. I determined right then and there that a shallot was the best damn thing on the whole damn planet.
Yeah I don't know. I loved my 2003 Mazda 6 more than anything. I really wish I hadn't sold it to my dad. I regret it every time I go over to his house.
I've lived in this city my entire life. I've made fun of the ineptitude of the Pirates for as long as I've been aware of them. I've witnessed Pirates fans being mocked for believing "this is the year" for two decades. Things changed this year, man. The city really woke up to the beauty of baseball. People are talking…
I sounded like a 50 year old grandfather or something. But no, I have always had Android smartphones and I perpetually get confused as to who's who on iPhone SMS screenshots. I think now I'll remember.
I don't understand how iPhones work...who said, "Go fuck yourself" and please be Dom.
As someone that recently threw away two unopened bottles of red wine vinegar and three half-used jars of peanut butter, among other expired items because the pantry wasn't organized well and we didn't know what we had in it I'm definitely going to be looking into an app that will alert me when stuff is about to go…
Yeah, Ray, Neal didn't injure himself playing wiffle ball and Malkin didn't sit out a game due to sunburn last season.