Oh great, another Scott Van Pelt story.

Scanners carried more than 40 reports of fires, mostly in dumpsters, but with at least three couches set ablaze

The same thing happens when someone tries to put subtlety in front of Chris Berman.

Love how she yelled "bitch" as her exclamation at the end. So......southern.

Nah, Gortat's hair is cool.

It must be such a relief to see something black on the floor in Chicago that isn't Derrick Rose.

Storm & Eisen's tributes were real & poignant. It showed people what friendship is. It has no color or gender. I'll be awaiting Phil Mushnick's snarky column on it tomorrow or Tuesday.

For a short time I worked as a writer for the world wide leader and I was one of thousands who wrote for the website. I met Scott only twice by chance more than anything as I wasn't ever based in Bristol, or even a blip on the radar in the scheme of things, but at one of those events Scott turned to someone and said…

so soon? It normally takes the Tallahassee PD a few months to report back that they'd lost the evidence and witness statements and that no harm could be determined.

Ok thanks bro.

I'm so sick of Deadspin just piling on the hate towards the Raiders. Everyone with a fucking brain knows that Mark Davis is NOTHING like his father Al. Mark doesn't give a damn about 40 yard dash times. The new coach of the Raiders will clearly be the guy with the best 40 yard shuffle time.

Of course it was Carmelo keeping him from throwing another punch. God forbid somebody else take a shot, for once.

While this may hurt Kelly's chances of staying at Ole Miss, he just locked up a roster spot at Florida State.

*Lunchlady Doris Voice* "I get two paychecks this way."

I'd pay PPV prices to watch that. Make it happen, Vince.

1 of 2 things usually happens

It's just not fair, how you white people suffer.

Well, shit. Thanks for clarifying. I thought they went out for a formal dinner together and all looked so happy during processing at the precinct.

"But does he have gang ties?"