To Romo's credit, it was courteous of him to physically collapse in October instead of figuratively collapsing in December as per usual.

I'm not sure there's another football coach in history who will leave the profession with a worse reputation than Charlie Weis.

Because ESPN's Facebook comments section is an unmoderated hellhole that makes YouTube's comments section feel like it is inhabited by solely Nobel Prize winners.

literally laughed out loud at that last sentence, man. You could finish every story about a bad experience with that. "The DMV sucked. I hated it, but at least nobody tried to shove something up my ass."

I'm just glad all these kids were straight. If one of them had been gay this might be a distraction.

MORTAL WOMBAT!

Reid: "Husain, great work out there!"

He's not joking...and don't call him Shirley.

"A law enforcement official tells AP he mailed a copy of the inside-elevator video showing Ray Rice punching out his then-fiancée to the NFL's security chief back in April".

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to ESPN

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

Listen, last month you overhauled your entire comment system to prevent people from posting stomach-churning images of overweight whores shoveling a bunch of diarrhea into their mouths, and now you're doing it yourselves? Make up your mind!

I think they can do WAAAYYY better than this for True Detective Season 2.

Done.

Obviously they thought Janay went full Ronda Rousey on Ray-Ray — sidekicks, spinning backfist, kidney punches, then the arm-bar, which Ray-Ray stoically endured until being forced, forced mind you, to knock the bitch out in self-defense. I hate everyone.

So the 2nd half to Yakety Sax?

The Rangers bench coach would gloat over being named interim manager over the pitching and hitting coaches, but instead he decided to be the Bogar person.

Well, technically only OTL sat down with Snyder. Dan remained standing.

Let's put this in perspective... the year Brady was out, Matt Fucking Cassel threw for 3700 yards and 21 TD's with a 63% completion. You plugged a guy into that system who hasn't sniffed the ass of those results for the last 5 seasons and last year "battled it out" with Christian Ponder to see who could hand it off…

You guys are such hipsters.