Actually a Precious Drama Boy with overweening stage mom Vicki would be amazing.

Why on earth aren't they just getting Brian K Vaughn to adapt it?

I kind of suspect tag team with Dillinger as overly dramatic weirdos maybe.

Yeah yeah, but what on earth are they doing with Aiden English?

"Castle of Fu Manchu" is easily the worst MST3K movie. It's one of the very few where the oppressive dullness and pointlessness of the film renders me unable to enjoy the riffs.

Oh man, people are SO MAD about this show's title.

That can't be true; you've read the phrase "Fyodor Douchetoevsky."

The interesting thing about this is, it's not likely to be brought up by people who are super-duper race-conscious or supportive of desegregation in general. So, if it was true, it's be criticizing them… for sharing a belief they themselves have.

I've always loved this guy. Took a really stupid show and made it just fun.

Yuri tends to be pretty good, actually, in terms of fucked up power dynamics or reinforcing heteronormativity (the worst subgenre is probably teacher/student, which is relatively rare). The problem with yuri is the strange insistence that all the relationships be fleeting moments of shining bittersweetness of a…

I met Brittany Murphy once. She was hilarious.

I loved love LOVED a Road Runner (the cartoon character) game called Death Valley Rally. The gameplay was fine… very Sonicky… but the star was that in every level, Wile E Coyote would have a new gizmo to try to kill you with.

I literally cannot imagine having any emotional reaction about this, positive or negative. But this article is wrong: the cultural conversation isn't ABOUT the drink, it's showing off how you HATE the drink and the people who would ever buy one.

BOO WE WANT BROADWAY GIMMICK AIDEN ENGLISH BOOOOOOO

I gotta say, as far as watching people crack themselves up goes, this was not too bad.

San Francisco International is my favorite episode, so I can't argue with this.

We need more love for the Ep 1 rap, which could have been torture but instead was delightful.

I had a huge crush on Carmen Sandiego as a child. She was mysterious and urbane!

The "too many jokes" thing isn't totally invalid, but it is very minor compared to all the other things that could be bad, especially because the issue most people site isn't the timing one, but that it doesn't have a "laid back feel" or it's harder to imagine the jokes are improvised.

If the biggest criticisms people can make is "there are too many jokes," and "two of the performers sound similar," then we have officially reached the realm of complaining for the sake of complaining.