No, sorry, you're using the old definition of "classical liberal." The new definition is "Someone you shouldn't talk to on the internet."

omg he actually identifies as a "classical liberal"

This kind of comment always bewilders me, because the point really seems to be "I'm right because other people are sloppy about what specific terms people use to describe my hateful ideology."

Like I said, I didn't even get there. I was too busy being offended by the needlessly complex cat-and-mouse games that were built entirely on luck and happenstance, the fake-profound freshman year philosophy, and the agonizingly long exposition dialogue scenes we're supposed to find entertaining because one of the…

Just as an aside, I tried to watch Death Note recently and HOLY SHIT is that show ever stupid.

I know one guy in real life who is a furry, and he's actually a super nice person. Total weirdo and very awkward, but super sweet and open-minded. I like knowing him; it reminds me to question my stereotypes.

You know what? I like Skrillex. Skrillex made goofy goofball songs for bein' goofy. Skrillex shouldn't be mentioned in the same breath as boring-ass Chainsmokers.

"As always, one question lingers: will WWE recognize this as the Braun babyface moment the crowd and people at home clearly see it as, or does WWE see “sympathy for Roman” as the angle? If it’s the former, you’ve used the most hated man in WWE to create a new, monstrous, unstoppable babyface/tweener."

I was more talking about Joel the idea-man rather than Joel the host anyway.

Might you have a certain feeling about Tom Servo's new voice?

Two words: Mike rehearsed.

I enjoy Rifftrax, but it's never really slain me. And watching the new episode, I think I realized some of what was missing: Joel. Mike Nelson is a very very funny man, but Joel's oddness and creativity and benign manner make the whole thing work. It really HELPS that it's puppet robots and that shitty-looking…

I think the most important thematic moments in Lost are in the last season, and they're where you seethe magic ritual for creating Island Protectors, and each time, supposedly important elements get lost and it doesn't matter.

"What's the big secret of the magic?"

"Remember Jacob being a mysterious force for good on the island? Who actually did nothing to help half the time, and was also responsible for the somke monster existing oin the first place?"

Well, they have been dead all along…. in the flash-sideways scenes. I think its just kind of a go-to explanation for people who felt ripped off by the ending, but it's not the real reason.

I've actually never legit understood why people were so mad about the ending. I understand being upset about the largely shitty final season in general after two awesome seasons before it, but the ending itself?

If this didn't have anything to do with Muslims, would anyone give a shit? From the messages he put in, I can't even tell what side he's on; he's just referencing world events. It just kind of sounds like people are aghast because Islam.

The greatest prank I've ever heard of: When the Blair Witch Project was at its absolute apex, a friend of mine knew one of his friends was going to go see it. He also knew which suburban theater he was going to and that he usually didn't lock his car.

The shitty thing about the Reigns segment is how counterproductive it is to their supposed goal of making him a star to casual fans or new fans. Because… do they know how perplexing it is for casual fans to see a guy getting booed out of the building, but none of the announcers or anyone will actually treat him as a…