Don’t forget the poisoned, top-shelf booze option. 

I am a survivor of middle school sexual assault, and I can tell you with certainty that this woman is not exaggerating when she says it still seriously impacts her life to this day. There are still times when I smell the soap my rapist used (which thankfully isn’t often) and go momentarily back to that place. The only…

Listen, I sometimes watch the re-runs of this show when it comes on USA and there is nothing else on (so I’m an expert), and I’ll bet all the money in my wallet (that is, by the way, very little money) that they’re going to kill the adult children’s mother and by “significant” they mean will have a lasting impression…

Our current president has a ball of used bandages for a brain. Lack of experience I think is hardly an issue anymore.

“Unraveling”? Was he ever, uh, raveled?

I couldn’t get through the first episode of this show. I just can’t do another comedy cartoon that relies on alcoholism for lazy laughs. Looking at you simpsons, family guy, american dad, futurama, archer, rick and morty, disenchantment....

No worries; confused is how I spend most of my time, so I felt very at home in this conversation.  And you’re right: Hunt for the Red October is a better example (although I stand by my anxious-paper-tray-reloading scene from Clear and Present Danger as the sort of thing I liked; the jungle bits were much less…

I feel like we should be about done with the edgy cartoon thing by now.

I don’t pray much, but I pray Beto gets elected. 

This Season, on Mindhunter.

Anything in Technicolor gets a free pass. I just straight up refuse to watch animal movies now. Dead dog movies are emotionally manipulative in the same vein and ‘raped daughter/ murdered wife’ revenge movies. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

Don’t laugh!  I’ve had worse things fly out of my butt.

I have mentioned this before but I know Victor Garber a little, and he’s the nicest man and he loves her like she’s his own daughter, so that’s good enough for me.

Celebrate women for having it together and being strong enough help others without labeling them as “co-dependent.”

My nephew worked with her prior​ to the filing for divorce and continues to do so. Jennifer is the real deal-just as genuinely nice and compassionate on and off screen and in both public and private. Always on time and professional. What you see is what is real and she’s​a lot of fun as well

Jennifer Garner seems to value keeping the father of her children alive. More stories about celebrity compassion, please. Even if you have to make them up.

dude seems plenty allright tbh... i mean.. hes wierd.. and im pretty sure if i knew him in person hed drive me mad... but allright

How come no one in the White House or FOX is clutching the Talbots pearls over the Watts’s deaths and pointing to a larger problem with white men in this country?

Let me be the first to say:

HOW VERY DARE YOU