THANK YOU. I’d be be among the last people to defend the Eagles. But really, Maria, if you’re going to write a slam piece, take 5 minutes on Wikipedia to check your facts.

One - the Eagles are a great band and Two: they (afaik) werent child abusers. 

That’s Mr. Stable Genius to you.

“Get me somebody.  ANYBODY!  And get me somebody while I’m waiting!”

No, calling at all hours of the night is a failure of professionalism. If everyone was doing their job right, nobody would be making or receiving calls late at night. If one of my colleagues called me late at night, it better be because help was needed in finishing off a plate of wings.

Totally agree that his interviews on Report were better. I almost put that in my original comment.

Speaking as a white person, I fuckin’ hate how white people are such sniveling crybabies. I’ve never understood how assholes like this think diversity is bad.

There isn’t a doubt in my mind that Brad Pitt’s characterization is 100% accurate. Angelina’s entire life has been about tightly controlling her image (even when it was to intentionally appear “crazy.”) Losing control of this narrative is killing her.

I mean, say what you want about Tom Brady, but he has never lost half a billion dollars in a single New York City property deal, sued former tenants for back rent years after they moved out, or singlehandedly caused an international incident between Saudi Arabia and Qatar.

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 was terrrrible.

Bingo looks exactly like Don Jr. with his old hair, but deflated of DJ’s puffiness.

She calls it a mayon-egg!

I keep reading it as Bingo Bubblegum for some reason

Idk if Topher was ever actually douchey though I think the rest of the that 70's show cast was/is pretty close in real life and Topher Grace was never part of the crew for unknown reasons. 

I’m a big Pats fan and you got a like from me . . .

“Dude, I didn’t want to date your creepy dead eyed doll of an offspring then and I sure as hell haven’t changed my mind.”

He had a MAGA hat in his locker, positioned to be seen during interviews. He doesn’t seem to have a problem being associated with the cheeto. 

I assume that later today “Gisele dies of laughter” will be a headline. 

Awww.