That’s why Ernie Banks said “let’s play two,” it doubled his chances to pretend to rip open his Cubs jersey as if he were Superman or to make that continual eating a bowl of something motion. Some folks said “Ernie, that’s played out,” but he called them “haters” who were drinking “Haterade,” and that’s why he will…

How can you be a baseball fan and not know who Pat Neshek is?

Clearly not, because I have zero idea what you mean or what you are trying to say.