Pleased to see Flea's bees are close to trees so they'll seize pollen with ease.

We can't give short shrift to Imogen Poots.

"Decades old Crashlash"? Try "decade-old memory hole." It's a fun slant rhyme and has the benefit of both being true and making certain people feel better about their age.

Why does every fucking thing have to be a "hack"? Am I the only one totally sick of that construct? HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD?!

I have to say, it's pretty weird that you think anyone should watch kiddie porn for any reason.

Awesome. Thanks for the tip!

That Paul's Boutique thing sounds incredible. Is it available online?

The real problem is the minimum wage and organized labor pricing newborn babies out of the labor market. How is an honest baby supposed to work more hours if employers can't afford to pay it according to its experience?

Look, he could have done the decent thing by externalizing his emotional torment to become a serial murderer.

For all anyone knows, Adnan did it. That said, his case was shot through with all kinds of reasonable doubts and the conviction was a travesty. This is good news for anyone who cares about the criminal justice system working even a little bit like it's supposed to.

The full title should be Young Pope: Sex Cathedra.

They missed an opportunity by passing on Sex Cathedra.

Maybe it's more "I hate that I have to read these ferociously unfunny scripts into a microphone, week after week and ohmigodI'm71yearsold!" than anything else. Who could blame the guy?

At the U?

Also "Greg Gutfeld's smirking visage is a known carcinogen."

For the love of God, get this man a handkerchief!

No, BP's motto is "The fuck you gonna do about it?"

"Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers."

"Class after class of ugly, ugly children!"

Yes, dismissing something you've never tried to understand is easier than engaging with it.