Getting whacked with a vacuum tube? That really sucks.

What do you get when your roster depletes?

I’m annoyed by how many of you didn’t understand the clear reference to “Sk8r Boi” in the hed...

After consulting with my childhood, I voted NP on this heap. The 6 year old version of me has no idea how money works. Therefore, you could have told him the car cost a gazillion dollars and he still would have voted NP. I have to cut the poor little guy some slack. He won’t grow up to be an astronaut race car driver…

You dont need AC because your gonna be too goddamn cool driving that car around already...

You should, they’re nice places to hang out and have a drink or two in the summer.

Daniel:

Tom, want to join my money fantasy league?

Counter Point:  Linemen 

I think we should really consider doing away with helmets, as they are primarily used as a weapon these days. It’ll mean more ‘heads up’ football and proper work on fundamentals. Hell, it’ll most likely lead to a faster game anyway. And while we’re going along this way of thinking, I’d probably do away with shoulder…

“Oak, I swear on my father's grave that you do NOT want to fuck with these guys.”

I bet anything he gets convicted...wait! No I don’t.

“This has put me in a difficult position where I must pick one or the other - and as a result I pick mother.”

They lost to Trinidad & Tobago

I apologize on twitter all the time. I don’t have any followers, so mostly I’m apologizing to myself. I don’t really find the apologies that sincere, so I don’t bother responding when I do it. It’s gotten really awkward with myself lately.

My parents bought a red 2000 V6 SLE brand new. I took it over as my daily driver when I went off to college 4 years later and drove it through 25 states over the next 12 years, covering around 200,000 miles including several years of snow and salt in Michigan and New England. It then went back to my parents’ house in…

$18k for a totaled Aston, what’s next $10k for a malaise era GM product?

The logo on the hood looks like a busted ol’ VW logo that you’d find on someone’s project car that is just sitting in the yard, rusting away.

I cackled.