$2300 for a 1992 Celica ragtop, even if it’s open-air all day, everyday, is an incredible deal. Too incredible. A car with a running engine and four tires goes for $2500. The ad itself is nearly incomprehensible. Combine that with the suspiciously low price, I’m thinking the actual cost of this car is your wallet,…

BP has not laid off 10,000 workers; rather, it has given 10,000 of its workers the freedom to pursue their own goals and dreams, to be the transformative change we know they can be in this world. BP recognizes that a life change is never easy, especially with the loss of such temporal benefits that need not be…

For me and my wife, it was student loans that have made it financially impossible to have a kid. We pay nearly $1000 a month to pay off interest, with nothing going towards the principal. After the mortgage, credit cards, groceries, car, phone, and every other bill, there’s nothing left. I’ve had a lot of people tell…

I for one am glad that Deadspin is sticking to sports. Why, just last week, my eldest son, Chestliftton, came up to me while I perused a post on this site concerning chili. He asked me, “Whatever are you doing, Father?,” saw the post, and promptly screamed in terror when he saw that I was not, in fact, sticking to…

It’s clearly the New York Red Bulls. Check the jerseys.

I knew Calvin’s Dad was a Deadspin commenter. 

So are submissions for next year’s WYTS due at the end of the week or do we have til next month?

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If they put four engines in the back and attached a pair of variable-sweep wings that adjusted vertically, they wouldn’t need to change the name and nerds would buy them in the millions.

The basic hydration drip was a leaky faucet.

I hope you get 26 stars for this comment.

This is a really messy situation, and I can’t wait to see how it unfolds. Kondo needs to organize her thoughts and deliver a clean response. She can’t afford to get dirty here.

I think they need to do a rebrand, maybe call themselves, “S-Uber-Duper.”

This is just a close-up photo of that Japanese sperm donor machine.

Does it have a military-grade aluminum bed?  What about the tailgate; if it has anything less than seven configurations, I’m not having it.  Can it tow a spaceship?  I might one day get one, and if I can’t take it to Houston, it’s not worth getting.  Also, I’ll need a list of celebrity endorsements and commercials…

When you don’t have brains, chutzpah is the only thing left.

This Funbag had “Steve” written all over it.

“The Indifference of Fletcher Cox” is a BBC 12-part mini series based on a Jane Austen novel.

That penalty was ridiculous. How can there be a call for unsportsmanlike conduct in a women’s basketball game?

You’re right, it would be laughable to find an independent reputable expert for a 13 year-old Ferrari in Arkansas, which is why this car was taken to a Ferrari dealership in Texas to be inspected.