I've said it before and I'll say it again: teams that turn the ball over lose football games. Canada played turnover free ball and that's why they're victors today.

If you think that was bad, Kuwait City nothing yet.

CANADA, FUCK YEAH! EAT A DICK, KUWAIT! WE'RE COMING FOR YOU NEXT, UNITED ARAB EMIRATES!

Well, they were just getting drilled all over the field.

That's quite the gulf.

How's 1L year going?

No, we should change it to "Marquez is a fucking idiot, clips Robben, Robben makes sure Ref sees"

I didn't love the penalty, but it wasn't a clearly wrong call, and more to the point, Netherlands dominated the second half. You can't give a team with that much striking that many chances; the whole second half was played in Mexico's penalty box.

This is going to ruin FIFA's reputation.

Probably not golf snobbery or sexism. Probably the saddest reason of all: "brand awareness." Michelle Wie, to paraphrase Jay-Z isn't a businesswoman, she's a business, woman and her business (after the business of playing golf) is making the people that pay her bills happy.

Pictured above: Anthony promoting his new book "Abe Lincoln, Salary Cap Killer".

"...mighty Luxembourg..."

Until the Muslim in Chief is succesfully IMPEACHED and THROWN IN JAIL for his HIGH CRIMES and MISDERMEANERS against FREEDOM LOVING AMERUCICANS EVERYWHERE!

Man, I thought when I walked in that paying $10 for a beer at a game was pretty steep, but by halftime, my beer cost $728.39.

It's only logical that ESPN would pair one expert in the exploitation of amatuers with another.

Just before snapping this pic, the photographer asked "Yasiel, how many speeding tickets today?"

...maintenance personnel will be posted to man critical substations

They're just following the trend. Portugal also had a lack of power today.

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